Best Known Man In the World

Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name.
"Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Sulio says "Tom
Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but
Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then Sulio says "Yes we were!" so
they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Sulio
knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes "Tom!!!" and
Tom goes "Sulio!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's
boss can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that could happen,
it's just one person," so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick
somebody else!"

This time Sulio's boss has someone in mind! "The president, Bill
Clinton! You don't know Bill Clinton!" but Sulio says "Oh yes I do!
Bill and I were on debate team together in college!" Sulio's boss says
"No you weren't!" and Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to
Washington and they catch up with the President at a press conference.
They work their way through the crowd until Sulio get's close enough
to catch Clinton's eye and waves "Bill!" and the President waves
"Sulio!" and after the press conference they hug and catch up for 30
minutes and Sulio's boss is stunned-- he can't believe it. But then he
thinks "Well that's just two people in one country-- that doesn't mean
he knows everyone in the whole world!" so he tells Sulio and Sulio
says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum and I know them!"

And Sulio's boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope! You do
not know the Pope!" and Sulio says "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!"
and Sulio's boss says "No he didn't!" and Sulio says "Yes he did!" so
they fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of
thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd-- without
much luck-- so Sulio says "Boss, we're never gonna get there together
through all these people so I tell you what--I'll work my way up there
and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you I know the Pope!"
and he leaves. Well Sulio's boss waits and waits and waits and just
when he's about to give up, he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony
and right there beside him is Sulio!

Shortly afterwards, Sulio's boss passes out. Sulio comes back and
finds his boss passed out and he fans him and says "Boss! Boss! Wake
up!" and when his boss comes to, he asks "Boss what happened?" Sulio's
boss looks at Sulio and says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can see
Bill Clinton...hell, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody
standing next to me asks 'Who's that up there with Sulio?' that's a
little more than I can take!