The Bar Story

This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits
down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that
he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there
are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural
human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to
certain death.

However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself,
pulls his feet underneath himself,and lands gracefully. He then turns
and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed.
The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the
process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy
returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before
he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's
simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you
catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with
no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again. Well,
these two men decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped
out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting all over the ground.

Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he sits
down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a
real ------- when you're drunk!"