A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa? " he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like? "
"Terrific, wonderful menus. "
"And the nursing? "
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you. "
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay? "
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet, and that's it. I go out like a light. "The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the Nurse in charge. "What are you people doing? " he asks. "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true? "
"Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him rolling out of bed. "
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