An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first? "Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first. "Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left. "Patient: "OH NO! That's awful! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this??? "Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's . In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you. "
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