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A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender.
"One ruble! " the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks! " "Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopeks for the perestroika. " Reluctantly, the customer gives the bartender a ruble, and is surprised when the bartender gives him back fifty kopeks and says, "We are out of beer. "

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