A little boy and his dad are standing in line...

A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, "hey dad, look how fat that lady is! "
"Shhhh, quiet son, she'll hear you. "
"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is! "
"Shhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice! "
"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is! "
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude! "Suddenly the fat lady's beeper goes off. "Look out dad, she's backing up! "

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