An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party? "
"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life. " "But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the barkeep. "That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago. "
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