There was a drunk man walking down the street turning...

There was a drunk man walking down the street turning his car keys back and forth. A policeman came up to him and asked, "Sir, what are you doing? " The drunk replied, "I am looking for my car, the last time I saw it, it was on the end of these keys. " The police officer said, "Sir, do you know your zipper is down? " The drunk replied, "Shit, I lost my wife, too! "

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