A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed. At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is this the vet? " asked an elderly lady's voice. "Yes, it is ", replied the vet, "Is this an emergency? "
"Well, sort of ", said the elderly lady, "there's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it? " There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied "Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone "
"Really? " said the elderly lady, "Will that will that stop them? "
"Should do," said the vet, "- IT STOPPED ME! "
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