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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.
He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four! "
The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he responds,
"You're drunker than I thought! ", taking the rest of the alcohol away,
"That cat isn't coming in, it's going out! "

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