A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this? " she asked. "A cat! " said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal? "
"A dog! " said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this? " she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,"It's what your mom calls your dad. "
"A horny bastard," called out Eddie."
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