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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree

8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide
7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you? "
6. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers
5. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.
4. Each branch has "Duraflame " printed on it.
3. It's very small and says "air freshener " on it.
2. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
1. Constantly bragging about its "trunk size "

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