8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester! "
7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes
6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.
5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.
4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.
3. Instead of "Naughty " or "Nice ", Santa has him on the stupid list
2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown. "
1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby! "Sent from 20000 Jokes on Android
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