A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk. " The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying? " asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this? "
"Yes," motioned the monkey. "What happened? "The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking? " asked the officer. "Yes. "
"What else? "The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking marijuana? "
"Yes. "
"What else? "The monkey motioned "Screwing. "
"They were screwing, too? " asked the astounded officer. "Yes. " "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked. "
"Yes. "
"What were you doing during all this? "
"Driving " motioned the monkey."
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