A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him. " So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down " "Just because he's cross-eyed? " says the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet."
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