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A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that? " The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army. " The bartender says,
"Alright then " and the man leaves.
A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that? " The man says,
"Excuse me, Castro's Army. " The bartender says "Alright then " and the man leaves.
The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then start s walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that? " The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army. "
The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard? " The
Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service! "

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