A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem? "
"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000. "
"Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died leaving me $50,000. "
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed. "
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000. "
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad. "
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing! "
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