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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Bear jokes 02

: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?A: A polo bear!Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!Q: What do polo bears have for lunch?A: Ice burger!Q: What's a teddy bears favorite pasta?A: Tagliateddy!Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?A: They both have 'the' as their middle names!Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?A: It lives on ice!Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?A: Koka-Koala!Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

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