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Saturday, March 24, 2012

Arriving at Heaven

A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false notes did you sing in your life? "The soprano answers, "Three. "
"Three times, fellows! " says Pete, and along comes an angel and sticks the soprano three times with a needle. "Ow! What was that for? " asks the soprano. Pete explains, "Here in heaven, we stick you once for each false note you've sung down on Earth. "
"Oh," says the soprano, and is just about to step through the gates when she suddenly hears a horrible screaming from behind a door. "Oh my goodness, what is that? " asks the soprano, horrified. "Oh," says Pete, "that's a tenor we got some time back. He's just about to start his third week in the sewing machine. "

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