Easter jokes

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!

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Halloween jokes

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost?' asked his friends
'No, I'm an undercover agent "."

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Halloween jokes

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
"Are you here as a ghost? " asked his friends.
"No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed. "
Another boy wore a sheet over his head.
"Are you an unmade bed? " asked his friends.
"No,
I'm an undercover agent," he replied."

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Halloween jokes

A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

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Easter jokes

"Why are you studying your Easter candy? "
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg! "

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