Funny Today

51. Don’t sit on cold ground: So a couple weeks ago, me and my friends were sitting on this cement kind of pedestal (as we called it) It’s ...

41. Driver’s license: So I was at the local DMV to get my driver’s license when my dad pissed off the lady at the counter. turns out she wa...

31. All glowed up: After the final bell, my friend and I were walking to our buses after school through a crowded hallway. We were talking a...

21. Eighth grade games: So when I was in the eighth grade, science class was the most boring hours of my life. Everyone would play games on...

11. We don’t have a fucking doorbell: So a couple years I moved out of state with a boyfriend. Was super excited about it but with reason h...