A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home? "
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem? "
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces. "
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is. "
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box. "
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home? "
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem? "
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces. " "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is. " "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box. "
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A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.
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A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.
But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened?
She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
"These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back! "
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A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during break she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend? " The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay ", looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked "Why are you standing here all alone? Why don't you go and join those boys playing football over there? " "Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the bloody goalie. "
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